Confessions of a Pastor

This is an interesting post from Gary Lamb, pastor of Ridge Stone Church. What do you think?

I haven't wanted to post this...I have avoided it all day...I'm not proud of it but we all make it mistakes...I have tried hard to not do this...I gave into peer pressure that is all I can say...I am very ashamed...I could start by giving you excuses:

There are no streetlights in my neighborhood

I was lazy and didn't feel like walking

I thought what I was doing was better

But they would be just excuses and would not justify what I did.

I have always prided myself on the fact that I don't do a lot of churchy stuff and yet I did this. I actually feel dirty from this.

So what is it that I did? I am so ashamed I can barely type it.....
I WENT TO A CHURCH FALL FESTIVAL!

There I said it. I know you probably think less of me but what can I say? I fell off the wagon. I gave in. I'm a loser.

I will say this: It was awful.

I knew it was wrong. I was so ashamed I actually went to the next town over from me where no one would see me. That is sad. :)

Like most things I go to that involve church, I will say this: The church again proved why they aren't reaching people. This thing was awful. I was embararssed to be a christian and to think they thought they were reaching people without a church home.

If you would have asked this church they would have told you this was their big thing for the community. No, it was their big thing for Christians.

Why can't the church get "it."

Here were some things I noticed that were just flat out sad.

1.) Candy - To kids this is the most important part of Halloween. It is for me as well. When you showed up you registered and they gave you a little sandwich bag with candy in it. That was it. We rushed home where Ashlyn could go door to door and she got more candy on our street then she did there. That is very important for a 4 year old. After it was done she told me how fun it was and next year let's skip the festival. I want my kids growing up digging church not thinking it is lame.

2.) Christianize - Man the christianize language was in full affect. Why do people get saved and then they decide to talk weird? If I met another Bro. so and so I was going scream. If someone called it Harvest day instead of Halloween one more time I was going to punch them. Unchurched people think we are weird because we are.

3.) Excellence - It was sad. This is a large church but I could have honestly done a better job. The inflatables were sad, the games were lame, and the candy...well I already shared that. This church truly had the opportunity to show the community a great time and that church could rock but instead they showed them that the church is always lags behind the world in terms of excellence.

4.) Costumes - No scary ones. I understand they are a church BUT if you are reaching unchurched (that was their goal) then let them come and accept them and maybe let them see you aren't LAME! There was a dude carrying a snake around and security was escorting them away. Now, I don't want a snake around either but the snake seemed under control.

5.) Pastor - He was very sissyish. More and more pastors are very sissy men. They are so prim and proper and can't relate to people. I think people now expect their pastor to be that way and that is one of the reasons men don't attend church. I have A LOT of thoughts on this but I will post that on another day. I truly felt if I punched him he would break. I listened to him talk and again who talks like that? His wife had big hair too. Not cool. :)
I could go on and on but you would think I was being a jerk. I am not trying to be but I can't believe I relapsed like this.

My point is simply I am ashamed that I went to this thing instead of hanging out in my neighborhood and doing what I do best which is chilling with those who don't go to church.
I am worried about the church. Overall she just doesn't get it.

Challenge the Process

In an article in the catalyst groupzine, Andy Stanley writes, "Leaders must challenge the process precisely because any system will unconsciously conspire to maintain the status quo and prevent change. It is the nature of things organizationally not to change in a healthy direction. It is the nature of things organizationally to find a happy place and stay there forever and ever and ever and ever."

I think that's why most churches stop growing around 120 people. It's a happy place. You can pay the pastor full-time, afford a building, and have enough people for a viable social network. It's a happy place. Leaders, though, have to challenge the process that allows us to stop at happy places!

The trick is to challenge the process without challenging the organization. We don't want to alienate those we are attempting to lead. It's a tight rope.

What Lurks Beneath?

There is within each of us a sinful nature that lurks beneath the surface. Sunday, we discovered how this monster works and ways to combat it. There are seven steps in the temptation/sin process according to James 1.13-18. Here they are:

1. The Look--We get distracted from God and start looking at potential pitfalls.
2. The Lust--We begin to have a passion for the thing we've looked at.
3. The Lure--We are drawn away by the disguised picture of sin we develop.
4. The Conception--We conceive a plan for how we can turn the thought into reality.
5. The Birth--We do the deed.
6. The Growth--Most sin grows because we can't "each just one" as the chip commercial says.
7. The Death--In the end, sin destroys us.

There are three antidotes to the monster:
1. Focus--Resist the look and lust by focusing our spirits on the Lord.
2. Facts--Combat the lies of the lure with the facts: there is no such thing as a secret and you can't do it just once.
3. Flee--Once you are in the conception and birth stage, the only answer is to flee! Run, baby, run!

Time to go to the DMV

I looked at my driver's license yesterday and discovered that it had expired! So, I'm heading down to the Department of Motor Vehicles. We'll find out if the stereotype of a slow-moving government agency is accurate or just a myth.

My only question is this: If my license is expired can I drive there legally to get a new one?

Hmmm?

Reconnecting to God

As part of our i/e series, where we're focusing on intimacy with God and effectiveness with life. Those are the two greatest goals for every believer. Last Sunday, we talked about how to reconnect with God after we've blown. David's experience with Bathsheba served as the model. There are four steps on the road back:

1. Humility--We've got to realize that there is no negotiating with God. We come to the table with nothing. There is no reason for God to forgive us other than his grace and mercy.

2. Honesty--We've got to come completely clean with God. Most of us share as little as possible to get the forgiveness we need. We can't do that if we want to reconnect with God--we've got to get everything out in the open.

3. Heart Change--David needed a new heart so he didn't do what he did before! He asked God for a pure heart, a steadfast spirit, God's Spirit, and the joy of salvation. Those were the weapons he needed to face the challenges ahead.

4. Hope--We aren't marked by our mistakes, we're marked by the promises of the future.

Mom Cow

My five-year old is learning so much in kindergarten. In fact, there are two words he can written in addition to his name: mom and cow. Today is his mother's birthday, so he signed his card for her. Then, he addressed the front.

Amberly was very impressed when he pointed out that he had written mom on the front by himself. Then he said, "I was going to write mom cow. But then I thought that would just be silly." It was great. We died laughing.

Relevant Tour

I'm excited to be working with Central Bible College on the 2007 Relevant Tour. It's a series of one-day leadership events to be held at 15 cities across the country. We're lining up some of the most effective Assemblies of God ministry leaders to be a part of these one day events--guys like Mark Batterson of National Community Church in Washington, DC and Randal Ross, pastor of of Calvary Church in Naperville, Illinois. I think they are going to be cool. I'm honored to be the chairman of the team putting it all together.

Smartest States

According to new studies, Iowa ranks as the ninth smartest state--ahead of neighbors in Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, South Dakota, and Illinois. Interestingly, Kentucky ranked 31st, moving up four notches from 35th last year, while Texas ranked 24th, dropping one spot from last year.

Who was number 1? Vermont.

Who was number 50? Arizona. (Too much heat bakes the brain.)

For a complete listing, here's the link:

http://www.local6.com/education/10097048/detail.html

What's Your Starting Point

Where you start has a great deal of bearing on where you finish.

Goliath started his day at the point of defiance. He came to defy God and his army. He ended his day, lying on the ground with David looking down on him. Defiance destroyed him.

Saul started his day in fear. He was dismayed by the giant. By the end of the day, he was no longer afraid of the giant; instead, he was afraid of David. He lost his future to fear.

David started his day in faith. He believed God could help him defeat the giant. And, he was right. He ended his day with the giant's sword in one hand and the giant's head in the other.

Where you start has a great deal of bearing on where you finish.

Happy Boss' Day

So, here's the front of the Boss' Day Card from our team:

Bosses are such important peopel that we have a special day for them...

So, here's the isnide of the card:

Don't get too excited though--we also have a special day for groundhogs!

They are assuring me that I am better than a groundhg, however. I may just go underground for the winter.

Happy Birthday at La Hacienda

I was sitting there eating my fajitas while talking with a couple about their upcoming wedding. We were having a great meal. Then, it happened.

The wait staff turned into a group of mariachi singers, placed a sombrero on my head and a dessert in front of me, and began to sing. It was great. I turned four shades of red. It wouldn't have been too bad, but it wasn't my birthday.

I looked around the restaurant. There were five other families from our church there! I have my suspicions!

1000 Turkeys

In team meeting yesterday, we talked about this year's Great Turkey Give Away. The tendency is for events like this to grow stale over the years. Here's what we're doing to make sure that doesn't happen this year:

• Give away more turkeys than every in three services 8.30 AM, 10 AM, and 6 PM
• Emphasize people in our church family inviting those who have made a difference in their lives to come to the 10 AM service to receive a free turkey as a way of saying thanks at Thanksgiving.
• Connect our guests at the 8.30 AM and 6 PM service to the KidsCount Bus Ministry in a significant way. We want to leave that day with 250 new prospects for our bus ministry.
• Involve more people than ever in the event throughout he 40-Hour Famine to raise funds for the event and in the event itself.
• Promote the event to various media outlets before the event happens to see if we can't leverage a little publicity for the Kingdom.

I'm excited and looking forward to the greatest Great Turkey Give Away ever.

How Many TV's are in Your House

The average American home now has more television sets than people--a threshold crossed within the past two years, according to Nielsen Media Research. There are 2.73 TV sets in the typical home and 2.55 people, the researchers said.

In the average home, a television set is turned on for more than a third of the day--eight hours, 14 minutes, Nielsen said. That's an hour more than it was a decade ago. Most of that extra TV viewing is coming outside of prime time, where TVs are on only four minutes more than they were 10 years ago. The average person watches four hours, 35 minutes of television each day, Nielsen said.

I'm all for a good show, but I wonder what could be accomplished with part of those four hours, 35 minutes?

New Website

Christian Life Assembly has a new website, designed by Rich Greene, our church planter at Life Church in Iowa City. Rich is so gifted at the tech stuff, plus he's doing a great job leading that new church to life. Here's the site: www.lifenow.org. Go take a look!

Micro-manager vs. micro-auditor

In his book Never Again, former Attorney General John Ashcroft says that President George W. Bush is not a micro-manager, but a micro-auditor. That means that he asks questions that probe whether the priorities are being accomplished, but doesn't micro-manage those strategies.

Here are some questions for leaders to ask to help see if all the priorities we agreed upon are being accomplished:

• What decisions do you need from me?
• What problems are keeping you from reaching your goals?
• What plans are you making that we haven't discussed?
• What progress have you made?
• On a scale of 1-10, how are you personally? Why?
• How can I be praying for you?

Next 90 Days

My goal is to continue to move the ball down the field--in a Kingdom mindset of course. With that in mind, I constantly ask the question, "What can I do in the next 90 days that will make the greatest impact for Christian Life Assembly?" Here's what's on my 90 day priority list:

1) Select a Reach Champion to advance our reach agenda.
2) Develop the third phase of the Edge leadership training course.
3) Lead our Fall/Winter outreach events (Great Turkey Give Away, Christmas Eve service, etc.)
4) Develop priorities and budget for 2007.
5) Distribute 100 yard signs with revamped website (www.lifenow.org)
6) recruit 20 people for the Tommy Barnett Pastor's and Leader's School
7) Develop Edge retreat idea.
8) Re-vision our CLASS Night approach
9) Hire acoustical engineer to review our sanctuary and train our AV team
10) Re-invigorate First Impressions team

Can I Have the Interpretation, Please?

Here's a little recap of Sunday message.

If we want to live life well, we must interpret life correctly. Much of our ineffectiveness in life is the result of misinterpreting life. We talked about four guiding principles to help us interpret life correctly:

• God is good...no matter what!
• Eternity is the measuring stick.
• Give people the benefit of the doubt, instead of doubting their benefit.
• It's always too early to quit!

In a Pit with a Lion on a Snowy Day

I just finished reading the first chapter of In a Pit with a Lion on a Snowy Day by my friend, Mark Batterson. All I can say is "Wow!" This book could not have come at a better time for me. I'm ready to unleash the lion-chaser within.

Here's the scoop on the book. Your greatest regret at the end of your life will be the lions you didn't chase. You will regret the risks not taken, the opportunities not seized, and the dreams not pursued. Stopping running away from what scares you most and start chasing the God-ordained opportunities that cross your path.

In a Pit with a Lion on a Snowy Day is inspired by one of the most obscure yet courageous acts recorded in Scripture (II Samuel 23:20-21): Benaiah chased a lion down into a pit. Then, despite the snow and slippery ground, he caught the lion and killed it.

Unleash the lion chaser within!

Mark Batterson graduated a year after me from Central Bible College. Mark turned down a full-ride scholarship to the University of Chicago to attend CBC. He and his wife Lora planted National Community Church in Washington, DC. He is a good friend and a great writer. You can order the book at:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1590527151/ref=pd_rvi_gw_1/102-0829645-4497768?ie=UTF8

Designed to Be Innovative

Of the five ideas I shared a couple of weeks ago, the one that got the least "amens" was the thought about being designed to be innovative--that we not grudgingly accept change, but we look for opportunities to change. Why is it that people don't like change. Here's what I think.

• Growth means change.
• Change means loss.
• Loss means grief.
• Grief means pain.

So, for most people, change equals pain. So, I think that's why most people resist change. I try to look at the first sentence more than the last. To grow, I've got to change. I remember the year we changed locations, changed to small groups, and changed the entire staff. There was some loss. We lost some staff. We lost some people. There was grief and there was pain. But, there was growth in our purpose and vision. Let's commit to be designed to be innovative.

Honor to Whom Honor is Due

We were excited to have John, Debbie, and Bethany Palmer with us at church yesterday. We wanted to honor them for their 21 years of service to Des Moines First Assembly and all of Central Iowa. John was an incredible encourager and mentor to me as we started Christian Life Assembly 12 years ago. I was thrilled to see the great reception our church gave them. Way to go in honoring those to whom honor is due!